Total Medals Earned: 49 (From 6 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,525 Points
Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Check out RicePirate's page.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 21/21 (825/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 12/19 (480/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Credit where credit is due
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Listen to a song used in the game
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/60 points)
Start Your Homebrew Journey
RTFM
VMU IRL
Medals Earned: 5/11 (160/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Blow up a jeep
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)